Simon
Hello, my name is Simon - A.K.A god emperor of the universe. On this feed you will find symptoms of schizophrenia and chemistry formulas ballsy enough to bring down reality
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I just saw a car with the same number plate on the front and the back
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doesn't your butt meant to have a hole in in it
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In order to kill your enemies, you must first kill yourself.
Pharah 6:1
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I'm not paying 31 million dollars for a cracker.
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Carbon Based Lifeforms
Carbon based lifeforms, despite the name, are not at all based. This is due to a number of reasons, the least of which being that carbon is what makes up a large proportion of coal, and coal is bad for the climate.
Additionally, silicone is not only cooler (no RTX 4080 without silicon) but it’s also bigger. It also makes the same number of bonds as carbon and has no different chemical properties, bonding interactions, or a differing electronegativity (don’t fact check that, I did it already). This means that if I replaced ALL of the silicon in your I mean carbon in you body with silicon, you would be BIGGER! AND STRONGER! BIG STRONG HUMAN!! HAHHAHAH STRONG! OOOOOOAGGGHHH BIG STRONG MAN GO BIG STRONG AHHGH HAMMER DOWN! OOOOHAHAHAHGAGA POWAAAA AHAHAHAGHAHAGH!!!
Thank you for your careful consideration, and the mass replacement of carbon with silicon begins Thursday, because that’s the day I get home early and will also have been sufficiently radicalised by my theology lessons on Wednesday and Thursday.
Pic unrelated I just think flytraps are cool
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