The Simon Zone

I just took a massive shit .

I have abandoned the 4pm GMT+0. It will be at any time during the day.Anyway, today was mid. I woke up, ate some breakfast (s'mores krave) and then drank the milk in the bowl too. I put the bowl and fork in the dishwasher and then noticed something strange. Everything in the dishwasher was clean, and I had just put a wet bowl and fork inside. Everything else was covered in white-brown liquid. I was appauled. I left it for my mum to find out (she hasn't yet) but I will soon feel her wrath. Afterwards, my day only went up hill from there. I ran around my garden 15 times as I don't do a lot of exercise, and then played with my dog. I switched it up today, and didn't play any valorant., so instead I read a few pages of a book. It was difficult, I only got a 6 words on the first page, but it's a start.Hopefully I can learn to read soon.Kind RegardsHipHop

Today was mid. I watched some valorant clips, cried because I didn't win a giveaway, but then re-asserted myself as the incredibly masculine person I am. I got up, and go made a coffee to assert my dominance over my kitchen counter. God I hate that shit. Made of polished and cut granite, like who gives a fuck? Anyway, afterwards I had a takeaway from my favourite place.The Order -Strawberry and bacon milkshake x 1That was everything. The highlight of my day was opening the door to the incredibly sexy looking uber driver and then positively brimming with happiness after taking my creamy shake from him.Kind RegardsHipHop

Sorry for the late post, I was a bit busy today. Here's the story of today.Activity 1 I'm in the drive thru of burger kingCan i please get a, whopper junior with onion ringsMake it a meal so i can get a drinkNo im not finished thats not everythingCan i get a whopper with no cheeseCan i get a number 2 with a large drinkI got money i dont care how much it cost meThrow in some fries dont make them saltyOverall my meal was pretty good. Afterwards i went home and ordered some burger king. Alas, all good things come to an end. I shit myself. Im lactose intolerant. I did a dangerous doo doo all over my dog. I had to go to A&EWish me luck, my pregnancy is going great 🔥Kind RegardsHipHop

Today was mid. I woke up in the morning and had my usual breakfast, toast with white chocolate spread and marshmallow fluff on it. No butter, it ruins the melodies. Then I greeted my birth-parents, as they were working hard in the garden to make it look nice. We are planning to have guests over, so this will help a lot. I made them both white hot chocolates as we have a barista-grade hot chocolate machine. Simply pour milk into the machine up to the line labelled "MAX" and then put in 35 grams of hot chocolate. Press start and Voilà! You have your hot chocolate after 2 minutes. Paired with a nice digestive biscuit it can really brighten your day! Next, I sat down and watched TV, cried after realising there was no Hollow Knight Silksong News, and proceeded to take a 20 minute power nap to regenerate myself after a long time bursting my eyes out. This proved to work very well. Then I decided to do some business and then I went back to sleep for a bit. I woke up again and found myself really enjoying life. Then I played Valorant.Kind RegardsHipHop

Hi, this is a series of new posts I am going to make detailing my journey towards greatness. These posts will usually be made at about 4pm GMT+0.Day 1 - Today was great. I woke up at 12pm and then went downstairs and made my parents tea. Then I sat on the sofa watched lots of Elden Ring videos. This really got me going, so then I started to remember dreams I had and went to sleep. I woke up and was very shiny for some reason. Hopefully you won't care much for these posts, but I'll keep you updated!Kind Regards, HipHop