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It has come to my esteemed attention that there is a lack of originality in the content being posted on many of the feeds. This is a gentle and discrete reminder that all content written by an omnic, non-citizen of The Simon Zone, or any other unlicensed AI text generator, is strictly limited to the Overwatch feed - in fact it might release a breath of fresh air into that pit of detritus that yearns for relevance. Its very existence was a compromise with... her. I digress.
Additionally, u/tosiakowa's addition of the entire bee movie script to one of the feeds has shown the team totally that a cap on the characters available per post is necessary. After all, how come something that is in abundance be of any value at all? (ignore food) These changes will be coming into effect as soon as the aforementioned technician responds (I should fire them)
That's all for today's announcement, and don't go too wild in the comments; I can't stand sycophants.
